snckpck: always upgrade the fries and never be afraid to kiss someone Getting this tattoo’d on my chest
handsome-squidward: gameandwatch: natsugay: For all of you that believe that vulgarity in music is only from contemporary times then just remember that mozart wrote a song called lick my ass Proof for those of us that are unaware I’m crying listen to it
You’re single because you’re single. It’s not because you texted too much or too...– Why You’re Single by Amanda Crute (via dishevelment)
kelleymcnutt: T.I.T (Time It Takes) Color chart with corresponding times, stopwatch, goggles, slime, and blacklight
"haha wake up sheeple!"
self-emulation: i exclaim to the family of cute anthropomorphized sheep i’ve engineered to love and be loved by in lieu of actual human relationships. they groan and complain as i throw open the curtains, bleating for just a few more minutes of precious dreamtime, but their breakfast is on the table and it won’t stay hot forever. wait til they hear about the awesome day i have planned for us.